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I Need Attention

I need attention. Nothing is specifically wrong, but I need you to acknowledge the fact that we are now hosting Paint Your Pet and Paint Pour events bimonthly. Twice a month. Every other Sunday. Seriously, how could you pass that up? You can literally PAINT your PET. And it will look GOOD. And Paint Pours! My good gravy, each portrait looks like the edgy Pinterest photography that everyone either reposts or mimics. Now I'm getting emotional. I'm not. I'm fine. Sign up for one of these badboys this summer, because I know d*mn well you can't lay out all weekend and burn up like a piece of charred bacon in the afternoon sun—well, at least you shouldn't. Sign up today, and thank you for giving me attention.

Until next time,

Anonymous

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